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To all ye who hath cometh upon mine profile be warned! Thou art in the midst of a DRAGON SLAYER protector! Mine name echoes in the dwellings of Trolls Dragons, Chupacabras and Grendels alike. Yet fear not! For here I shall teacheth thou how to defend though being from attack from the aforemented! First, I commence with a history: The mythical beings of which I speaketh aged with the incipient imagination of man. Yet HALT! Amidst the first great freezing of our square earth, these beings of metaphysicality hath manifested into physical form. HARK! These creature direct torment to the corpus sacredus of Man and endager us all. But first, from where hasth these categorical distinctions cometh? Well, The Dragon, Chupacabra and Grendel hath develop on their own accord. But many years ago, a Dragon mated with a Chupacabra and produced the Troll. The Troll hence becometh the Dragon Keeper, supplying to them activity, food, and drink. Beware, for these beings are dangerous! Mine research est simplissimus, but shall be compounded with more engagement of mine subjects. I shall keep thee posted.
aduie or however you spell it,
-Knight Alex