OH PHYSICS PROBLEM SET OF MINE (sung to Oh Little Town of Bethlehem)
by the physics students of Frankfurt American High School, Frankfurt Germany, 1978
Oh physics problem set of mine you always seems so rough.
I dont know why light bends in glass -- I guess Ive had enough.
Yet questions of refraction cover one whole page.
My hopes and fears have added years to my once youthful age.
Oh physics problem set of mine, I thought I had it made.
I worked all night to get you done and got a perfect grade.
Yet with my perfect paper I'm heading for a ledge,
Although I had all problems right, I did not sign the pledge!!