“PAUL FELL OUT” (sung to “Deck the Halls)

by Brendan Holland, Washington-Lee High School, Arlington VA, 1990

Paul fell out a flying airplane, fa, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la;

Somewhere off the coast of South Maine, fa, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la;

As he hurtled toward the ocean, fa, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la;

Paul reviewed projectile motion, fa, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la.

When he finally solved for distance. fa, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la;

Paul decreased his air resistance, fa, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la;

He was fine’ly going to see, fa, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la;

Ter-min-al Ve-loc-i-ty, fa, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la.