“TO THE JUDGE” (sung to “Jingle Bells)

by Cliff Hall, Wakefield High School, Arlington VA, 1985

Dashing though the snow in a four door Chevrolet,

O’er the curb we go, sliding all the way.

Honking at the boy who is on the sled.

Will an icy crash we see complete with flattened head?

Ohhhhh,

To the judge, to the judge, to the judge we say,

“Inertia is that property that kept us on our way.”

To the judge, to the judge, to the judge we say,

“It’s not our fault, blame Newton’s Laws,

they made us go that way!!”