Fords Against Boredom
Do you want to be a FABerfordian?
Are you interested in combating boredom on Haverford's campus by planning exciting events?
Can you pick up the blades of excitement and the armor of fun and take up the mantle of 'Fords Against Boredom (FAB)?
Will you join us in our never-ending crusade on and off campus to conquer the princes and principalities of the Boredom, Baron of Badness?
The power of the enemy is growing. Boredom will use his puppet Pococurantism to destroy the people of Haverford... Ennui has been unleashed. The Eye of Boredom now turns to Haverford, the last unbored campus of college students. His war on this campus will come swiftly. In the gathering dark, the will of Torpor grows strong. It works hard now to find its way back into the hands of men (and women). Men, who are so easily seduced by its apathy. The young captain of Haverford has but to extend his hand, take Torpor for his own and the world will fall. It is close now, so close to achieving its goal. For Boredom will have dominion over all life on this Earth, even unto the ending of the world. The time of the elves is over. Do we leave Haverford to its fate? Do we let them stand alone?
What can you do to stop this onslaught? Join FAB! We're now looking for a few new FAB members to.... [top secret event planning details here; removed for your protection].
The FABblication to join FAB is NOW OPEN and will remain so until 11:59pm on Sunday, October 12th. At 11:59pm, if not yet submitted, your FABblication will turn back into a pumpkin.
We're looking for new members to help us make up new questions for and run Quizzo, scoop ice cream at B&J Bingo and call out numbers, keep track of Water Tag, plan off-campus trips to Baseball & Basketball games, pick Musicals and Dance Shows in Philly to see, host game nights, and inspire any and all fun new plans for making Haverford's social scene just a little bit better for everyone! FAB meets once a week for about an hour and a half, and you’ll usually help with an event every weekend. In addition, each member heads up planning for 1-4 events a semester.
We’re looking for all different types of people, and there’s lots of qualities that work well on our committee. If any of these characteristics sound like you, you could be a great fit!
- Excitement about exploring events and venues in and around Philly
- Planning events
- Going on adventures
If any of this sounds like fun to you, just fill out the short FABblication form below before the deadline.
You'll also need to come in for a 15 minute interview on Wednesday night, 10/22/14, between 6:00pm - 11:59pm. After receiving all of the FABblications, we'll send you the exact date, time, and location of your interview.